a. Atten: Student loans are worse than housing loans
b. Background: Everyone’s defaulting, debt at $1 trillion
c. Thesis: Debt needs to be forgiven, but higher standards must be reinforced to actually reduce future debt and encourage payment.
a. Point: Inflation is making everything cost more.
b. Evidence: Universities quadrupled the cost to enter Hell.
c. Explain: It’s too expensive to afford college, people still need help.
a. Point: For-profit colleges are screwing us
b. Evidence: Phoenix and Devry suck at having people graduate from their schools and pay their debt.
c. Explain: Because these slackers and cheapskates are taking all this money out, everyone else is getting screwed.
a. Why to care: It’s the national debt, and a huge portion of it
b. How to act: Higher standards to reinforce debt deals and forgiveness
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